Nine guts. One bag.
A dad bod you carry up front
A dad bod you carry up front
Nobody sees it coming
Reads as a real gut from every angle. The zip hides in the crease under the overhang until you reach for it.
It actually holds things
Phone, wallet, keys, cards, cash. A proper pocket, not just a costume piece.
On in four seconds
One adjustable strap, roughly 28" to 50". Goes on over a shirt and sits snug enough to walk in.
Nine guts to pick from
Pale, tan, deep, hairy, very hairy, sunburnt, rolls, six-pack and cheeks. Pick the one that looks most like them.
30 days to change your mind
If it turns up damaged or it's just not for you, send it back within 30 days of delivery and we refund the order in full. Unused and in its original packaging, that's it.
SHOP THE BELLY BAG30 days to change your mind
If it turns up damaged or it's just not for you, send it back within 30 days of delivery and we refund the order in full. Unused and in its original packaging, that's it.
SHOP THE BELLY BAGFrequently Asked Questions
Find answers to common questions about our products, shipping, returns, and more.
Yes. The strap buckles at the back and sits on your waist like any fanny pack. Adjustable from roughly 28" to 50".
Not under a loose shirt. The zip sits along the top and hides in the crease under the overhang, so it reads as a real belly until you open it.
Phone, wallet, keys, cards and cash. It's a real pocket, not just a costume piece.
Free US shipping. Most orders arrive in 6–12 business days, and tracking is emailed as soon as it ships.
Send it back within 30 days of delivery, unused and in its original packaging, and we refund the order in full.